You Suck Chris Christie
New Jersey's super chubby Governor Chris Christie is preparing to embark on a mission to cut the pensions of all public workers within the Garden State. Currently, complete details on what he plans to do have not yet been made public, however it is known that he wants to raise the retirement age for public workers again as he did before in 2011. Despite having signed a law that would require full pensions to be paid this year, Christie decided to shortchange worker pensions by $2.4 billion dollars. Rather than putting in the effort to save money to honor his agreement and pay workers their due, Christie is deciding to go out of his way to make sure these workers never get to retire.